Okay, things got a little heated last night during the presidential debate, as expected. Obama, thanks for not being a soft old pumpkin and standing up for yourself (and our country, btw).

If you’re like me, and have been focusing somewhat obsessively on swing state polling numbers at realclearpolitics.com, and refraining from passionate, morality driven monologues in the workplace, take a break with King Charles for a few minutes. He’s poppy, and cheery, and would probably tell both Mitt and Barack (and politicians in general) to fuck themselves. At least that’s what I’ve decided King Charles would say, based on my my imagination. Because the king rules all.