So, I generally think Lana Del Rey is a musical soap opera who makes her videos out of a million H&M Instagrams sewn together. Maybe this video is absurd – scratch that it is – but I have found the juxtaposition between Lana-del-get-fucked-on-a-pinball-machine and her leather-fitted friends off putting enough to watch it a few times over. If only I had a motorcycle and a nomadic calling to slay prostitutes in shitty motel rooms…